NoNameDeviants

Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is the Mystery Writer speaking, and welcome to my review of The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent! The latest film starring Nick Cage, this return to form sees Nick Cage playing...Nick Cage as he struggles in his career and his personal life. His life isn't what it used to be, as his younger, imaginary self keeps reminding him, not landing any roles and isn't connecting with his teenage daughter because she isn't interested in the same things as he. Incredibly in debt, Cage takes on one last job before he decides to retire from acting altogether: going to The Mandalorian's party for one million dollars! Then the CIA intercepts him and informs Cage that his host, whose a massive Cage fanboy is actually the head of an illegal arms dealing ring who kidnapped the daughter of a presidential candinate from another country! Now, Cage must work with the CIA while writing a fake movie with Mando! That is all I'm saying about the plot because the movie is